Perhaps, we have not found any obvious evidence of extraterrestrial life directly related to the Aliens olfactory capabilities. I've heard bloodhounds can track a smell three days after the scent was dropped. It is generally agreed dogs see the world through their extraordinary schnozzles. Ever watch a dog raise their snouts to the wind to catch whatever was floating in the breeze? Imagine E.T. sensation of smell capabilities are exponentially greater than the gap between our canines and us.
The aliens exploratory flybys combined with our sewer vent designs discharging our malodorous biological potency from the roof tops, it is simply too much for them to withstand. They cannot fathom any need for interaction with such a nauseatingly odoriferous and foul species. In return, this has given our blue orb a wide margin of space travel on the intergalactic charts.
Are we the overflowing kybo ( Keep Your Bowels Open ) porta john of the universe?
